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Friday, 25 November 2011 13:33

iTems

As Steve Jobs is now in Heaven, the Apsaras are now called iTems!!! :PPPP

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A girl removed her jeans, threw it at her boyfriend and said
"MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WIFE"
Boy removed his jeans, threw it at the girl and said
"Wash Both the Jeans !!''

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A Chinese family of 5, named Chu, Bu, Hu, Su and Fu decided to immigrate to the United States of America.

In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards.

Chu became Chuck.
Bu became Buck.
Hu became Huck.

Su and Fu decided to stay in China!

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भाग १

उहिले म क्याम्पस पढ्दा खेरी हाम्रो एक जना मास्टर हुनु हुन्थ्यो। उँहालाई अंग्रेजी त्यती आउंदैनथ्यो तर पनि वंहा बेला बेला कक्षामा अंग्रेजी झार्नु हुन्थ्यो। एक दिन सरले पढाई रहंदा सबैजना हल्ला गर्नमा ब्यस्त थिए। सरलाई त्यो कुरा चित्त बुझेनछ क्यारे।

अनि रामेतिर औला देखाउंदै भन्नु भयो: You Standup!!

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दुईजना सरदारहरु चेस खेल्दै थिए ....


यत्ति हो।

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Saturday, 05 November 2011 10:50

Jokes in English

A virus in town,

Medical alert abt a highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK). If U come in contact with dis WORK VIRUS, U should immediately go 2 d nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) centre 2 take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE), "Radioactive UnWORK Medicine"(RUM), "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER), "Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA). Choice is yours!

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Saturday, 05 November 2011 07:16

नेपाली जोक्स

बाख्रा र सुङ्गुर,

बाख्रा र सुङगुरको बस्ने ठाऊ नभएकोले गर्दा उनिहरुले शिवजीको तपस्या गरेछन्। शिवजी प्रसन्न भएर प्रकट हुनुभएछ र सोध्नु भयो:- मेरा प्यारा बालक, तिमीहरुलाई के आपत पर्यो?
सुङगुर:-हामीलाई बस्नको लागि खोर भएन। हामीलाई दया गर्नुहोस्।
शिवजी:- ल! मैले बनाइदिएको त्यत्रो खोर कै त?
बाख्रा:- त्यो त प्रकाश ओझाले भत्काइदियो नि।

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