If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates:
Cockroach: Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!
Cow: Huh! They are touching my breast again..what they think I am! Bitch?
Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad..what shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember.
Mosquito: I am HIV positive this is all due to wrong sucking !!!
Chicken: If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at KFC. Love you all :(
Pig: Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!!
Lice: Oh shit!! I entered wrong hair..smells like urinal bowls!
Goat : Friends, don’t go out, Eid holiday is coming
Pig writes a comment on Goat’s status: “Luckily I am haram” 4 likes.
Goat replies: “Don’t you remember that after Eid is the Chinese new year..? 11 likes .