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As Steve Jobs is now in Heaven, the Apsaras are now called iTems!!! :PPPP

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A girl removed her jeans, threw it at her boyfriend and said
"MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WIFE"
Boy removed his jeans, threw it at the girl and said
"Wash Both the Jeans !!''

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A Chinese family of 5, named Chu, Bu, Hu, Su and Fu decided to immigrate to the United States of America.

In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards.

Chu became Chuck.
Bu became Buck.
Hu became Huck.

Su and Fu decided to stay in China!

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प्रश्न: पिन्टु को बाउ को तिन वटा सन्तान. बिचको छोरी को नाम पिन्टु हो भने पहिलो र दोस्रो को नाम के हो?

उत्तर: Pin1 र Pin3  हा हा हा ...

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१. हात्तिलाई तिन स्टेपमा कसरी फ्रिजमा बन्द गर्ने?

उत्तर: मुर्ख!! पहिले फ्रिजको ढोका खोल्ने, त्यसपछि हात्तिलाई फ्रिज भित्र हाल्ने अनि फ्रिजको ढोका लगाउने। सिम्पल..

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भाग १

उहिले म क्याम्पस पढ्दा खेरी हाम्रो एक जना मास्टर हुनु हुन्थ्यो। उँहालाई अंग्रेजी त्यती आउंदैनथ्यो तर पनि वंहा बेला बेला कक्षामा अंग्रेजी झार्नु हुन्थ्यो। एक दिन सरले पढाई रहंदा सबैजना हल्ला गर्नमा ब्यस्त थिए। सरलाई त्यो कुरा चित्त बुझेनछ क्यारे।

अनि रामेतिर औला देखाउंदै भन्नु भयो: You Standup!!

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कती जोक्स मात्र पढ्नु बरु यो रिमिक्स उखान टुक्का पढ्ने कि ???

1) नपाउनेले माइक्रोवेभ पायो आइसक्रिम तताएर खायो !!


२) पण्डितको टुप्पी न एन्टिना न एरिएल !!

३) भन्सारमा सुन छ, लिन गए थुन्छ !!

४) अर्थ न बर्थको पप गीत गाई , घर छ झुपडी घाटीमा टाई !!

५ आमा बाबुको मन छोरा छोरी माथि , छोरा छोरीको मन डिस्को र वाईन माथि !!

६) चाउ चाउ पकाउनु पर्दैन, साली फकाउनु पर्दैन !!

७ ) बाँदरको हातमा आइफोन !!!!!!!!

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दुईजना सरदारहरु चेस खेल्दै थिए ....


यत्ति हो।

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SMS 1
Changa chait, ramailo bhet! Khasiko rate, masuko plate!!
Juwako khal, chiurako thal!  67 saal, Dashain babbal...!!
Happy Dashain 2067

SMS 2
Thuloko aashis, Saanoko maya! Dashainko ramjham, Sadhai rahi rahos!!
Yehi cha mero DASHAIN ko Subhakamana...!!!

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Wishing u a colourful, supper dupper, zabardast, jhillimilli . Xtra special ekdum mast n ekdum happy, bole to ekdum jhakash "Happy Deepawali 2067 "

Ghar ma Laxmi ko baas hos, Satruko naas hos, Harek kamana fulfil hos, beer ko barsat hos Ani haatma 21 patti Taas hos. TIHAR KO SHUBHAKAMANA. 

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If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates:

Cockroach: Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!

Cow: Huh! They are touching my breast again..what they think I am! Bitch?

Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad..what shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember.

Mosquito: I am HIV positive this is all due to wrong sucking !!!

Chicken: If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at KFC. Love you all :(

Pig: Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!!

Lice: Oh shit!! I entered wrong hair..smells like urinal bowls!

Goat : Friends, don’t go out, Eid holiday is coming

Pig writes a comment on Goat’s status: “Luckily I am haram”  4 likes.

Goat replies: “Don’t you remember that after Eid is the Chinese new year..?   11 likes .

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फेसबुकसम्बन्धी नेपाली फिल्महरु बने भने के-के बन्लान् त?
  • तिम्रो कमेन्ट ९९ मेरो कमेन्ट १००
  • बाइ नभन्नु ल
  • Unfriend गरे पाप लाग्ला
  • कसले चोर्यो मेरो पासवर्ड
  • Chat मा छैन यो मन
  • हाम्रो dating कहिले हुन्छ
  • प्रीतिको प्रोफाइल
  • First Poke
  • म फेसबुक बिना मरिहाल्छु
  • Poke हान्छु म तिमीलाई नै
  • तँ त सधैं Online हुन्छस् नि बद्री
  • फेरी उनको friend request आयो
  • फोटोमुनिको Tag
  • मेरो Chat Story
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ओ ब्रो बालै भएन, स्वास्नी पोइला गै थाहै भएन ।
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तरुनी मुसुक्कै, पैसा भुसुक्कै ।
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जिन्दगी त खलासीको राम्रो ।
खलासी ?
ख माने खायो
ला माने लायो
सी माने सिध्यायो ।

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बुरी नजरबाले तेरा बच्चा जिए
ठूला भएपछि तेरै खुन पिए ।

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A virus in town,

Medical alert abt a highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK). If U come in contact with dis WORK VIRUS, U should immediately go 2 d nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) centre 2 take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE), "Radioactive UnWORK Medicine"(RUM), "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER), "Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA). Choice is yours!

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